Youtube Comments Out of Context: Seventh Week

  1. I believe in science.  I also believe in the limitations of science.  I believe science can explain all the questions we might ask of the natural world.  I also believe science is bound by natural laws.  It can’t explain the metaphysical.  Don’t get me wrong, I don’t believe in the metaphysical, but that’s a matter of belief, not fact.
  2. That gotta be fake. Some skinny kid doing a reverse crab walk probably. If it was real, it would be a world wide story. Ghosts are 100% real.
  3. Preposterous! Here’s some words of wisdom for you comment posting idiots. You people think your opinions are so important and that you possess some natural-born expertise. But take it from ME, a REAL expert, when I say your comments are even more stupider than you people making them. Now I have a lot of experience, so when I say something, it counts. That’s because I’m very important and I know what I’m talking about, unlike feeble-minded you. I see you want to retort by posting a reply, do you? PSHAW!!! You can’t post a reply to me because you’re speechless, and you’re too AFRAID. Besides, no one wants to hear your stupidness anyway. Do you know who I am? I have 9 black belts, 15 Masters degrees and a PhD in Applied Arithmetic. That’s right, you know I’m way better than you, and all my fans and supporters will gladly tell you how great and awesome I am! Have you seen my power level? It’s over 9000! You know what that means? It means I have more than 9000 units of POWER. It also puts my total adjusted force rating at 22000! That’s more than triple, so you don’t want to make me mad because anger is my middle name, and I give love a bad name, which only makes me angrier. Remember: He who laughs last, laughs last. So, go ahead, I dare you to write a reply to my comment. I DOUBLE dare you to write a reply to my comment. But I know you won’t reply to my comment because you’re all too AFRAID.
  4. Das wir crepès besiegen?
  5. How about stop being selfish. When you feed and maintain every cow on Earth and have the power to enforce it. I MIGHT stop eating beef. But don’t bank on it.
  6. no i’ve heard from many women, they love feeling sexy. feeling sexy may also attract men but its most def. for feeling sexy.
  7. Insects are still meat

Youtube Comments Out of Context: Sixth Week

  1. if  Donald  „LOSE*  He can be Next  Romero   Clown Zombie  Star
  2. But wait. Didn’t the mouse in the striped shirt eventually get married, have kids, and grandchildren? It’s almost as if the makers of this movie didn’t give two shits about what they were making, or something.
  3. I got it alright. You see, the Internet doesn’t really have the future. Internet is always just a distraction.
  4. stupid luck reaction specifically fast monitor adapt.
  5. Do a sketch on the agricultural revolution
  6. Arya doesn’t go to Winterfell and heads for Westros while Bran arrives to Winterfell and after quoting „Chaos is a ladder“ Little finger leaves for Westros, Bran hands Littlefinger’s dagger to Sansa and explains what he knows about Littlefinger and Jon’s true name. Sansa decides to keep Jon’s true name a secret from the northerners for now since she doesn’t know how people will react knowing that the Lord of the North is related to The Mad King. When Littlefinger arrives to Westros he tries to advice Cercei on how to take the north in hopes Sansa will fall from power, Cercei sends an army to take over and Littlefinger goes with them. Meanwhile Bran tells everyone about the white walkers but no one believes him except for Sansa and Jon but they can’t convince people so Sansa seeks help from Tyrion, she explains Jon’s true name to him and he believes her so he tries to convince Daenerys to join them but she’s not convinced and is too busy planing her take on Westros to afford it, she only agrees to send a ship with enough dragon glass and very few of her men. Without any more options Jon trains his men while winter comes and the dead advances enough to be seen near Castle Black. By this point Littlefinger’s near the area and hears this, word comes to Cercei about these white walkers just as Daenerys is nearing Westros to attack. Cercei takes advantage of Tyrion being the hand of Daenerys and calls out a truce, after a long talk with Tyrion Daenerys agrees and both their armies are supposed to be fighting along side the northerns against the white walkers while in fact Cercei’s not sending any more soldiers than the ones that are at Littlefinger’s command. Back in Winterfell Littlefinger arrives with his army claiming they’re allies and that the whole kingdom is in a truce thanks to him, Jon and Sansa have to work with them and Jon heads to the wall leaving Sansa to rule the north, with all that’s going on Jon doesn’t know Littlefinger stays with her and only half of his army heads to the wall with them. With winter upon them the armies are sent beyond the wall while a few stay behind to meet with Daenerys who arrives near the Castle Black with her dragons, her only protection being Jora, Tyrion..and her dragons. Everyone’s in disbelief while Jon is called to meet Daenerys, she has her doubts about Jon’s true name and they fall into a disagreement since Daenerys doesn’t want all of her Dragons to participate in battle, after Tyrion explains that the dragons will possibly be their only advantage her only option is to accept the risk so all of them charge beyond the wall in the black of the night, but with the dark they can’t tell the difference between soldiers and white walkers, Rhaegal attacks a crowd where Jon’s being attacked and kills both the white walkers and the soldiers, Daenerys notices this and flies with Drogon to the spot where she knows Jon was fighting, Jon’s heavily wounded by the white walkers but he managed to survive Rhaegal’s fire so she takes him with Drogon’s help back to Castle Black for his wounds to be attended, convinced his her only family left. Rhaegal and Viserion are left to fight and they can only attack where there are lots of white walkers to prevent more soldiers from dying and they take a good amount out but Viserion is far enough to see the Night King, he charges after him but the knight king attacks with the spike, Viserion is turned a white walker, he is killing a lot of soldiers but soon he is fought by Rhaegal and the 2 die in this fight leaving only Drogon alive. Daenerys hears this and is in pain, in the middle of it all she realizes Cercei’s soldiers were small in number and blames Tyrion claiming he’s just trying to destroy her army so she banishes him, he has to obey and leaves her grieving and maddened. Back in Winterfell Littlefinger’s army is taking advantage of the few soldiers left behind and take over the north, Sansa surrenders without any choice. Word comes to Tyrion about Cercei’s army and he tries to level with Jamie about this scam, Jamie is trying to convince Cercei to give the throne away to prevent destruction from Daenerys‘ wrath. Cercei declines knowing that one dragon is easier to be defeated than 3, claiming Jamie’s still on Tyrion’s side she kills him in the spot with a sword though the heart delivered by the mountain, thinking his child is all she will need as a family she decides to send all of her men (including the ones in Winterfell) to protect the castle as she’s in the throne with the mountain as her guard, not going down without a fight. Meanwhile in Castle Black Jon’s better and showing sympathy to Daenerys, they bond over grief and he promises her he’ll fight by her side if they make it out alive, with this she reminds herself of her final goal and agrees to keep fighting this war. 3 armies are fighting against the white walkers and The Night king is outsmarted by Bran’s strategy who controls Drogon and kills him, his army falls along with him. Back in Winterfell lots of homes are being destroyed and Sansa’s being kept a prisoner, Littlefinger’s telling her that Jon’s dead because of a dragon and that he is her only chance of survival now that 2 potential rulers are their enemies, he proposes they join their people, Sansa says yes, knowing it’s useless to oppose him, so she goes free and Little finger’s named Lord of Winterfell with Sansa as his Lady, most of the allies are dissapointed and leave Winterfell convinced the Starks are weak, when they’re alone they’re making plans to pretend that Winterfell’s being conquered in the name of Cercei so they could invite her and kill her while she visits, but Sansa knows this can take years and that Cercei’s going to put a price on her head when she hears she’s a Lady, so she pretends to agree on this plan and while he’s turned his back on her she puts the dagger to his throat, he tries to persuade her telling her he’s on her side, he declares his love for her mother and her, he promises that he won’t kill her no matter the price, but she tells him she knows he betrayed his father, his blood turns cold and he keeps insisting she won’t survive without him, she’s done listening to him and slices his throat. Not long after she calls her few loyal men and declares war on the Lanister soldiers that are left, without their captain the small army that was left is defeated by the northerners. Back to Westros Jon accompanies Daenerys and they join armies to take over the Red Keep now that the white walkers are defeated, Daenerys tries her best to trust Jon despite what she’s been through but he has to follow her orders no matter how against them he is. They basically destroy the city with Drogon’s fire and Cercei’s explosives but they end up winning, the city’s filled with dead bodies from both armies and when they enter the throne room to look for Cercei she’s nowhere to be found. In the end she took Jamie’s advice and ran away after seeing Drogon destroy her army in one swipe, she knows it’s useless to fight now and finds Tyrion standing in her way, she explains Jamie died in battle and that she’s pregnant with his child while tears escape from her face, she blames him for Jamie’s death saying he basically committed suicide because he was so sure they would lose, Tyrion knows she’s come undone, he doesn’t want to see his whole family fade because of him, so he lets her get away and his only condition is to never show her face again, she leaves the room and reunites with the mountain as her guard to sail with Euron, she’s planning to convince him the child is his and maybe go back to conquer her kingdom once her army grows, but just as she think’s she’s safe the mountain kills her, who turns out to be Arya. Now with everything settled Danerys is in conflict since the throne technically belongs to Jon, he doesn’t want it and leaves for Winterfell to recollect his fallen lands leaving Daenerys to be the queen of ashes
  7. war ja klar,tage in vichy,in jeder anderen arschlochsprache,aber natürlich nicht in deutsch ihr arschlochkinder.

Youtube Comments Out of Context: Fifth Week

1. What about the dog its all normal when the dog dies

2. I do believe that Megalodon still does exist, its just much smaller now, aka the Great White. Think of it this way, look at a Great Dane an a Chihuahua. They’re both dogs, but are massively different in size. So when you look at it for this perspective, the Great White may just very well be a smaller breed of Megalodon. 

3. Man… I wonder how many people that thing is responsible for killing. It should be destroyed immediately. These people…. they act like a kid who has just discovered his father’s loaded revolver. That’s why the death of that „crocodile hunter“ guy is so fitting and righteous. He had it coming. They all have it coming. Just don’t you go away believing their lies. Sharks are murderous. They do not discriminate between liberal or conservative, republican or democrat, common-sense thinker or tree-hugger. They KILL.

4. I know this is random but I’m wondering if anyone can help me my best friends girlfriend dumped him for me she really likes me and I really like her but I fell bad and so does she because he still likes her he said its fine but he’s hiding it so please could u give me some advice

5. Warum lässt der das Fahrrad im See liegen? Er schmeisst ein Fahrrad in den See und fährt dann mit einem anderen weiter? Warum?

6. I too know it’s wrong but cant help laughing at your mama. Because she was so cocked up and tried to suck my dick with her filthy mouth. So? I just cut her head off:) and she still laughing in her face! So I brought my hammer and crush it! That’s why u cant see ur mama anymore. Got it? U stupid littel stinky motherfucker

7. even i did not like Jane eyre.

Youtube Comments Out of Context: Fourth Week

  1. Unser Land baut auf Solidarität auf, egal mit wem.
  2. This was my youth, lost several good women because of the fact I couldn’t say no to any women who came on to me. Now all the good ones are gone, and I got what I deserved. Still had a Hell of a time.
  3. You can get goth gay’s,so i don’t get how t he rainbow map is a gay rights parade….
  4. riddle me this what would the people of  lord of the rings do to chris brown :>
  5. Nein, liebe Internetskeptiker, das ist kein Fake sondern hart und lange antrainierte Kunst! Aber das kennt ihr nicht.
  6. Let’s look at this in the eyes of the wizarding world. Voldemort goes into a house, kills a family, Voldemort disappears, and the baby is still alive. What conclusion can you draw other than the baby somehow managed to defeat him.
  7. first, homosexuality become natural , now incest is okay too!!!!, next polgamy will be legal, imagine the awful future scenario that might happen after all this , a man get married to his mother and his brother(being a polygamys incestious gay is perfectly natural) and than after that he gets married to his daughter whom his mother gave birth to (after she reachs the age of 18 of course) and have a big happy disgusting sick family, I’d prefer talabin taking over more than that to happen

Youtube Comments Out of Context: Third Week

  1. I might get this wrong, but, here’s how I thought about it. Let’s say infinity only went until 1,000,000. It doesn’t, but let’s say it does. For just natural numbers infinity, it would only go until 1 million. But, decimals, going to 1 million, we have another infinity, because there is 1.1, 1.11, 1.111, 1.1111, etc. etc. Let’s say those stopped at millionths, then. Therefore, for every 1 natural number, you have a million decimal numbers, therefore, the decimal infinity, will always be larger than the Natural numbers infinity. If anyone notices something wrong, please correct it.
  2. Ya know? I wanna do something about bullying :3 buuttt…. I just don’t know how to do it….. Hm maybe i should make a tumblr page…..
  3. Seriously, because I own pythons, they’re very smart. This snake knew what was up
  4. Yes, don’t admit that your teleprompter is not working. Obama did that and it made him look so incompetent. As for the tape not working, one can drudge through that situation. Back in 1983, the rock band Styx played a series of concerts in Chicago and a part of the show was a filmed sequence. One of those gigs,the tape didn’t want to play. So the band decided to cancel the whole concert and refund the fans‘ ticket money. That band broke up just a few months later.
  5. That is nonsense, why do communists pay toilets? „To each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.“
  6. Grown women still got stamina! I LOVE IT! If so many muscles wasn’t required I would be in it!
  7. Werbetexter war man nicht. Werbetexter ist und bleibt man.

Youtube Comments Out of Context: Second Week

  2. In einer Welt wo Geld Intelekt ersetzt zu haben scheint, wemm wunderts??
  3. Lays chips in las vegas gas stations are $2.50 for the full size ($4.69) bag. Yes its true.
  4. No a cat was not thrown off a cliff. They only did part of the cliff they threw the cat off of. But I have no clue how they would throw a cat off of part of the cliff. The cat was already falling off when they filmed it. Plus I think the bear they had was just a domesticated bear and they were just simply playing. It looked like they were.
  5. You realize by saying I can’t agree more with you you’re actually saying I agree so much with you that there’s no more room to agree with you…idiot
  6. that witchbro is too fucking bro.
  7. There isn’t any gravity in space.

Youtube Comments Out of Context: First Week

1. Why isn’t lumpy space princess anywhere?


3. Trans sexuality is abnormal. A practical definition of abnormal is strange. It would be normal for people to consider strange things and actions crazy. It has nothing to do with shallowness, surely you can follow this train of logic.

4. Yeah, sign language was BIG when this thing came out. I remember it from Mr. Holland’s Opus, from 1995. I think the 90’s was just when there was more public attention given to people with disabilities.

5. Not necessarily, he’s made obvious mistakes like that numerous times in previous videos. He once made a remark that dolphins can’t „punch“ sharks, then later corrected himself after finding out that they can, then proceeded to say that the shark’s teeth tore off a piece of the dolphin’s flesh, but in fact it was just a fish from a school swimming nearby that he saw.

6. me too its an apolitical illusion ur mind can change the way u perceive it

7. Wozu werden die Krokodile erschossen, wenn alles längst vorbei ist? Das macht doch höchstens Sinn direkt während des Angriffs.

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